I can try and explain to you the complex inner-workings of my 20-something-year-old shoebox of a brain. I will spare you. Instead…

I present to you, my red flags:

-Avid scroller

-Billboard-judger

-Admirer of clever wordplay

-Master manipulator

-Talks a lot

-Talks to herself

-Unreliable narrator

In any other job, these qualities would be considered a no-go. Did I mention copywriting rocks?

In turn, my green flags:

-Yogi

-Seasoned Thrifter

-Carb enthusiast

-Listen to the same 10 songs on repeat until I’m sick

-On the run (because saying I like to travel is boring)

-Big hammocker

-Live life through the lens of my digital camera*

*Visit my Instagram @thegirlwiththedigitalcamera. Or not. Whatever.

If anything I said sounds remotely relatable, reach out. We can talk through it together.